I Am the Leprechaun
I am the leprechaun; they're always after me lucky charms
I am the pirate (argh); they try to steal my buried treasure
I am the Easter Bunny; colored eggs
I am the Ninja; they steal my throwing stars
I'm a pretty pony; Don't steal my saddle
I am the Bulldover; they steal my dirt
Homophobia
Faggot is not an insult; (using it as one) just proves that you're full of hatred
Useless Punk
i'm such a boring little shit
my life sux; i hate it
no girlfriend; i suck at sports
i can barely play 3 chords
I am a Useless Punk
i am such a friggin' dork
i look and dress just like Mork
i hate pop; i hate mainstream
i just like to yell and scream
I am a Useless Punk
I Had Sex
I had sex
it was good
i had sex
with a girl
i had sex
The Jump Song
We like to jump in Public places
We like the expression on their faces
Put they all try to kick my arse
Why do they try to kick my arse
Conformity's been engraved in their brains
And they don't like that some people change
Why Are They Threatened by our fun
Why is it just us they shun
We Like To Jump
Television
I'm gonna be on television
i'm gonna be on television
i'm gonna yell on television
burn all the bridges on television
make the world cry on television
I'm on TV
Maybe i'll bake on television
maybe i'll be naked on television
nobody cares on televison
everything sux on television
I'm on TV
FEED THE IDIOT BOX
Burn The Black Flag (Wickety Wickety Whack)
The Winter Cold Stings my face
As i March down the street
By the time i arrive
The cops are Getting Beat
Structure Fires go Up
And Flags go down
Withing the First few minutes
There's fresh blood on the ground
So light Up a flag
And warm your cold face
Smash Everthing
And destroy this whole place
But the next thing you know
No one Knows what to do
And The next thing you know
The Anarchists are lynching you
Because Anarchy is for morons
With no thoughts in their brains
They just wanna destroy
Pure Adrenaline in their veins
Anarchist just use terror
They create violence and pain
I use peaceful resistence
I guess we don't think the same
I Feel Good
Good Time
Rest In Peace William McKinley
sXe
No sex, No Drugs, Just Rawk and Roll
Never smoke pot
Never lick twat
Never done crack
She has a nice rack
But i'll never fuck her
Because i'm a punker
I'll never sniff glue
I'll never luuds (nifty Minor Threat Reference)
No Sex, No Drugs, Just Rock and Roll
Humanity > Country
And I don't love America
Any more than i love China
And i don't love America
Any more than i love Spain
And Nationalism
Is making me Insane
Stop Senseless love for your Country
Let's spread love for Humanity
Nationalism...Is Bullshit
We're not better than anybody else
We're not better than anybody else
You're not better than anybody else
Stop Sensless love for your Country
Let's spread love for humanity
I don't hate commies and i don't have mexicans
i don't hate people of different religions
We don't really need to Make America Great
We need to spread peace; we need to stomp out hate
Stop senseless love for your country
let's spread love for humanity
Let's open up our borders
Let's let the world in
Let's make the furthest people
Become our closest kin
